After Andrew Wakefield, the physician who claimed a link between the MMR vaccine and autism, was discredited and disbarred, he spent almost a decade in relative obscurity before trying to clear his name and provide a concrete foundation for his pseudoscientific crusade. The method he picked to accomplish that was to publish a movie in 2016, meant to illustrate the supposed dangers of vaccination and the purported concealment of that fact by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and assorted pharmaceutical corporations. This film, Vaxxed, failed – it was barred from the Tribeca Film Festival, and opened to a crowd of a few dozen. Nonetheless, it is an immensely useful work in understanding both antivaccination ideologies and tactics, as it represents a summation of all their ideas and rhetorical strategies in a single vector. Over the course of this rhetorical analysis, I consider the strategies used by Wakefield and his associates, and find that they focus on anecdotal evidence, a conspiracy narrative, and the manufacturing of doubt, fear and scientific controversy wherever possible. I then discuss the impact of this film, both its reception and its effects as propaganda, and the reasons why it appears to have been such a dramatic failure, when previously, Wakefield’s paper drawing connections between the MMR vaccine and autism stirred such controversy and was so successful. Finally, I offer a few suggestions regarding recommendations for individuals seeking to debate or rebut antivaccination rhetoric, as well as a general perspective on the continuance, such as it is, of the antivaccination movement.